Brody's New Year Resolutions

Hi! Good-Boy-Brody here. The New Year is an important time for me. It’s the season of the year when I feel the most rejuvenated like anything is possible!

​I’ve thought long and hard to set some ambitious goals for 2018. Despite my track record for being the best dog ever, I do have a few flaws (like everyone). I’m sharing my resolutions to inspire you to make and stick to your own!

1. Eat litter treats less often.
   
2. Don’t jump on people when they walk in the door.
   
3. Don’t eat Payten’s toys (my 3-year-old human sister), especially her Queen Elsa doll. Do not rip apart Queen Elsa.
   
4. Accept that the vacuum is a part of the family and adjust to its overbearing presence.
   
5. Remember that the invisible force field to the deck is impenetrable. Always test to see if it’s there or not before trying to run outside.
   
6. Practice tricks and make Mom proud.
   
7. Don’t lick the humans’ faces while they’re talking. They do not seem to like it.
   
8. Don’t jump on humans’ laps while they’re eating. You may get a stolen snack out of it, but you’ll most definitely be called Brody-No.
   
9. Be nice to the cats even though I don’t trust their menacing expressions.
   
10. Try not to pee on people when I’m excited to see them.

 
Even if I find it too difficult to achieve all these lofty goals, I think that 2018 will be a year of growth for me! Do you have any New Year’s resolutions in mind for yourself or your pets? Let me know in the comments!